He is now deliciously

irrelevant.
He ponders great issues
related to the breeding of
fruit trees.
He is in crisis consultation
about that annoying lawn vine.
He is thinking outside the box
about the problem of getting
all 10 blocks piled up
before she knocks them down.
And he is going to write that
epic work
no one will read
that will explain
The Mystery
once and for all.
Ah, the poor fools.
What they will be missing
out on.